No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
and you fell through a lawn chair
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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