So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
