he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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