ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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