I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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