I'm really into asian looking animals
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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