i need an iv and a liver transplant
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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