I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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