people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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