Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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