So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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