I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
