I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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