Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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