gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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