so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I just sucked dick on a ferry
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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