in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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