was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
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