omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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