I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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