where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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