Don't you send me to vm
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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