I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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