so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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