See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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