Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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