he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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