i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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