so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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