You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
