your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
the day after is always just damage control
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
