Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
