I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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