As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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