is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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