Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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