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I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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