I bet he comes in French.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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