I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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