You're so nebulous sometimes
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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