doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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