Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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