Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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