So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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