He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
YAS. BRING CRAB.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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