He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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