In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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