Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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