I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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