For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
worst night to have a conscience
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
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