I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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