I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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