i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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