I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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